Notable Quotables: Great Things I Didn't Say (First)
- "Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs." - Malcolm S. Forbes
- "I not only use all the brains I have but all I can borrow." - Woodrow T. Wilson
- "I used to think my brain was my most important organ. But then I though: Wait a minute, who's telling me that?" - Emo Phillips
- "Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." - E.B. White
- "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.” - George Carlin
- "What kind of god would it be who only pushed the world from the outside?" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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